Bathtime!
Someone put bubbles on my head. Now how
am I supposed to maintain my image as a baby
of stature and quality with bubbles on my noggin?
When I was in Pennsylvania, I saw plenty
of Amish
people. I found their lifestyle choices confusing, but
their hair and beard fashions irresistible.
Am I gorgeous or what? COME ON! I'm gorgeous.
You may think I can't do this without
drowning,
but I assure you that I can. Don't try this at home,
however. I am a trained, professional baby.
Sometimes I just like to eat stuff.
I'm ready for my close-up, Mrs. DeMumsy.
Now
if I could just convince the mosquitoes to stop biting
me on my EYEBROW during the night, I'd be
picture perfect.