Ah To Be 18 Months Old Again
I adore myself. And why not? I have so many teeth.
And I also have a big round tum which is good for filling out t-shirts and also spreading with jam.
I planted these. They are Hostas. I
also planted those other things. They are some other kind of thing. I
also moved all these rocks here and built this little flowerbed. And
authored the constitution and invented Texas.
Here's the wagon I use to cart rocks around and strew them hither and yon. Rock carting and strewing takes up a lot of my day. I also like strewing from a seated position in the wagon, while being pulled by some minion.
I can sit on chairs now. I sat on this one all by myself. With the help of my little stool which I of course invented.
Sometimes I am weary.
NO I'm NOT! That was a big FAKE OU!
I'm NEVER weary! EVER!
Hey Grandma let's stay up late and eat Cheetos!!!