Monday, January 26, 2004
Benny: (from in the bathroom, door is shut) MOMMY what happened? I'm all wet!
Me: (Rushing in) Benny did you tinkle in your pants and all over the floor? (Stupid question, clearly he did)
Benny: Umm... yes.
Me: Why did you DO that? (Expecting that to be a rhetorical question)
Benny: Because there's TIGERS in the potty.
Me: WHAT??? No, there aren't any tigers in the potty.
Benny: Well there are LIONS in the potty.
Me: No, no lions either
Benny: But tigers don't LIKE water but there's no WATER in that potty only TIGERS.
And the conversation devolved from there. Which is saying a lot, given "tigers in the potty" as a starting point.
Me: (Rushing in) Benny did you tinkle in your pants and all over the floor? (Stupid question, clearly he did)
Benny: Umm... yes.
Me: Why did you DO that? (Expecting that to be a rhetorical question)
Benny: Because there's TIGERS in the potty.
Me: WHAT??? No, there aren't any tigers in the potty.
Benny: Well there are LIONS in the potty.
Me: No, no lions either
Benny: But tigers don't LIKE water but there's no WATER in that potty only TIGERS.
And the conversation devolved from there. Which is saying a lot, given "tigers in the potty" as a starting point.
