Friday, March 05, 2004
Okay, so down below I said you can email me for his "password" duh obviously I meant screen name and email address, and now I'm just putting his screen name out there. If anyone reads this and sends him porn or something inappropriate just know that I am always watching him when he's online. I know I said he was using MSN Messenger (and he is) but he also likes AOL for the fact that the letters are bigger? I guess? We have switched screen names -- Benny would rather be lostcheerio so I have to be thebennyeel for purposes of our AIM conversations with each other. Anyway the point of all this rather confused explanation is here is one of our conversations. They all start out strictly scripted -- if I deviate from the initial script in any way there are harsh consequences:
lostcheerio: hi mommy
thebennyeel: Hi Benny!
lostcheerio: how are you doing
thebennyeel: I am doing good.
thebennyeel: How are you doing?
lostcheerio: i am doing great
thebennyeel: Are you eating your ice cream?
lostcheerio: yes
thebennyeel: Is it yummy?
lostcheerio: yes
thebennyeel: What is your name?
lostcheerio: my name is benny
lostcheerio: wuts your name
thebennyeel: My name is Mommy.
lostcheerio: do you havae your cofee
thebennyeel: Yes, I really like my coffee.
lostcheerio: do you wunt a popsicle
thebennyeel: Yes, I do want a popsicle.
lostcheerio: wut culr do you like
thebennyeel: I like an orange popsicle.
lostcheerio: you are thebennyeel
thebennyeel: Thank you for the popsicle, Benny.
lostcheerio: i am lostcheerio
thebennyeel: That is true!
lostcheerio: your welcum
thebennyeel: I love you Benny.
lostcheerio is idle at 7:56:34 AM.
lostcheerio is no longer idle at 7:56:51 AM.
lostcheerio is idle at 8:06:51 AM.
lostcheerio is no longer idle at 8:49:22 AM.
lostcheerio: i luv you o momo
thebennyeel: You are my little rabbit.
lostcheerio: no
thebennyeel: You are my little boy.
lostcheerio: yes
thebennyeel: You have a green shirt.
lostcheerio: no
thebennyeel: You have green pants?
lostcheerio: yes
thebennyeel: Where are your socks?
lostcheerio: i dont no
thebennyeel: Where are your feet?
lostcheerio: heer thea are
thebennyeel: Hi Feet!
lostcheerio: where are your feet
thebennyeel: At the end of my legs!
lostcheerio: hi mommy
thebennyeel: Hi Benny!
lostcheerio: how are you doing
thebennyeel: I am doing good.
thebennyeel: How are you doing?
lostcheerio: i am doing great
thebennyeel: Are you eating your ice cream?
lostcheerio: yes
thebennyeel: Is it yummy?
lostcheerio: yes
thebennyeel: What is your name?
lostcheerio: my name is benny
lostcheerio: wuts your name
thebennyeel: My name is Mommy.
lostcheerio: do you havae your cofee
thebennyeel: Yes, I really like my coffee.
lostcheerio: do you wunt a popsicle
thebennyeel: Yes, I do want a popsicle.
lostcheerio: wut culr do you like
thebennyeel: I like an orange popsicle.
lostcheerio: you are thebennyeel
thebennyeel: Thank you for the popsicle, Benny.
lostcheerio: i am lostcheerio
thebennyeel: That is true!
lostcheerio: your welcum
thebennyeel: I love you Benny.
lostcheerio is idle at 7:56:34 AM.
lostcheerio is no longer idle at 7:56:51 AM.
lostcheerio is idle at 8:06:51 AM.
lostcheerio is no longer idle at 8:49:22 AM.
lostcheerio: i luv you o momo
thebennyeel: You are my little rabbit.
lostcheerio: no
thebennyeel: You are my little boy.
lostcheerio: yes
thebennyeel: You have a green shirt.
lostcheerio: no
thebennyeel: You have green pants?
lostcheerio: yes
thebennyeel: Where are your socks?
lostcheerio: i dont no
thebennyeel: Where are your feet?
lostcheerio: heer thea are
thebennyeel: Hi Feet!
lostcheerio: where are your feet
thebennyeel: At the end of my legs!
