Archive: The Fine and Right Education of the Young Doctor Benny

Benny has a new imaginary friend. His name is Bad Child. It started a while ago when Benny told me in a funny voice that he is Bad Child and his job is to smash the Beautiful Childs. Charming, hey? Well Bad Child has become a friend like Big Brother Nemo once was (BBN is "away" and has been for a long time). Yesterday Bad Child went to karate with us and there was a big issue over whether he would sit in Sadie's car seat or whether he would sit in the back with no car seat. Just now Bad Child came in and asked me how to turn the keyboard on (which Benny of course knows) and when Benny came in and asked what was going on, Bad Child said, "Oh, don't worry Benny, I'm just talking to Lydia. I'm just talking to your mom." Heh. Then Bad Child went off toward the front door saying, "Goodbye! I'm going to smash some beautiful childs! But not yours!" Hehehe. Urrrrg.