| Welcome to the University of Convexia (UC). Our
college offers many degrees which shall make you prestigious and allow you to have well
known capabilities. To obtain a degree, you need to transfer the points needed, and that's
it. Facial and Body Reconstruction -
15 Points
This is more than just beauty school. This degree will allow you to perform
reconstruction on your face and body to make you the beautiful, slender, sexy, and
seducing cyborg you always wanted to be.
History - 25 Points / 35 Points
You may ask yourself, "Why do I want to take another boring history
course?" The reason why is because with this degree you will now be able to do time
travel. Yes, you. You will be able to talk poetry with Shakespeare, watch Jimi Hendrix
play, and go along with Paul Revere saying the damn Brits are coming or whatever you like.
For 10 extra points, you can travel into the future.
Muscle Addition - 20 Points
This degree will make you stronger than the Hulk, Hulk Hogan, and Pee Wee Herman
combined. Do not be afraid of those bullies in Cyborgia. Show them who's boss.
Astronomy - 25 Points / 35 Points
Ever wonder what those little bright lights in the night sky were for? With this
degree you can find out yourself.
For ten more points, your degree will allow you to trave to deep space like in Star Trek.
You can watch Scottie beam people up or if you choose, you can kick Scottie's butt and
sell the video to Jerry Springer.
Programming - 15 Points
This degree will allow you to increase your cybernetic computer chips or hack
into others. How cool!
Medicine - 15 Points
You do not ever have to feel sick again. This degree will enhance your health and
make you feel good with the current drugs available.
If you wish to study at the University and achieve
any of these degrees, please leave a message on the Mentor's Board.
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