Benny

A few minutes ago we were engaged in our morning ritual of greeting Leroy. We let him out of his crate, feed him, and then he jumps around on us on the sofa and kisses us and we laugh.

Benny: Hahaha!!! A giant man with a tiny puppy might be quite outstanding!
Me: Wha??
Benny: Like Daddy at the dog school with Leroy.

Okay.

Now he's playing "Frere Jacques" on the keyboard, transposed into a E minor.