Two Bennyisms

Two quotes from Benny.

Me: I'm going to give you chocolate milk today, and if you're naughty, we'll know it's because of the milk
Benny: Oh, Mommy, sometimes I'm naughty and sometimes I'm not. That's just the way it goes!

Later.... after hollering at me about not having time to play Chinese Checkers etc.

Me: I think the chocolate milk did make you crabby, Benny.
Benny: No, it wasn't that.
Me: Then what was it?
Benny: It's just the way I'm made!