Groovy Wackjob

Here's a guy who says he can heal you over the phone *or by email* by telling your body to correct itself. The name for this therapy is bahlaqeem which is a word that he made up because it had "a soothing vibrational influence." Unbelievable. Somebody needs to apply a soothing vibrational influence to his crazy brain. You'll be glad to know he is working on solving, not only back aches, but also terrorism:

Something else, my adjustments of the body raise their (body) vibrational rates. In other words the body vibrates higher. I do not sense that regular chiropractic does this, because they (most chiropractors) work on lower physical levels. My work is on a much higher level. It is very subtle. The subtler, the more powerful. There is a chance that when a body is vibrating at a higher level, disease processes may not be able to survive in such an environment. This is in theory only at this time because what I am doing is so new and revolutionary. Even the terms adjustment and manipulation are not really proper for what I do, but they are the closest to what I do that people can understand. The increase in vibration is also helping people prepare for the changes that will be coming and are happening now. These changes are being manifested by the increase in all the earthquakes, killer storms, volcanoes, hatred, anger, terrorism, etc.

This link comes courtesy of Ahno. Thanks soooo much for the hook-up! *cackle*