Happy Anniversary

Siding guys are at it again. Sadie, in her little lemony dress, holding a small piece of bread in her dimpled hand, pointed at the man standing outside the window on a ladder, banging on the walls, obviously intent on tearing down the house. She said, "Hey. You doppit. Hush now."

*cackle*

Today is our anniversary! HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO US. Nine years. This morning as Dan gave me my card he was humming the Song of the Volga Boatmen. The card was printed in black and white on a computer printer... and folded over. The outside has a picture of two people getting married and it says

Happy Anniversary

To someone so pleasant
And happy but not coarse
This card is your present...

And on the inside it says...

Dammit.

I love you!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think he's trying to top the Valentine's Day card that was a money card with two dollars in it. I just don't think that could ever happen. Not even by tormenting me with the possibility of being given a HORSE. I like him anyway. He's a nice man. Sometime we're going to go see V is for Vendetta in the theater as our anniversary date.

The back of the card says "Made especially for you by Your Husband!" in really special curly fancy font. *cackle*