I was writing this auction for my (awful) Stepford Wives DVD and wanting to spice it up a little, and I wrote it SOOOOOO sarcastically that I thought, wait a minute, I'm supposed to be urging people to buy this, so I revised it, and made it super kiss-assy.
HERE it is.
The fifty day challenge rolls on. I have now sold two things (48 things left), and I've got five auctions active. That means I have to auction one more item to be all caught up as of today, and I DON'T WANT TO. I want to auction the fifty day challenge. That's what I want to auction.
posted by Lostcheerio @ 4:36 PM
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Well, I think your Stepford auction spiel is cute. I like it very much. I have another issue of House and Garden, should you wish to make a hobby of finding homes for magazines of moot or meager merit.
However, I'm still reeling in grief that while I stumbled around Norfolk, coughed in the rain, y'all went to Garden Ridge. Bob and Dan shoulda bought that Synergy painting at the art auction last fall. Some day they're going to read that it sold at Southeby's for $1,000,000. No, honestly, I shoulda bought it. I loved that painting.
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