Appetizers

Appetizers: Goat cheese. Whole grain crackers. Apple.

Dan: "If you want to know what expired baby ear medicine tastes like, try eating some of that cheese on one of those apples."

Another fun conversation, from my husband who was playing rap music in the kitchen while answering emails at the kids' tiny table.

Me: *takes the lid off the cauliflower and drops scaulding water on the dog's head*
Dan: I'm totally blogging that. You scaulded the dog in front of PETA.
Me: You don't have a blog.
Dan: How long does it take for Dan to start a blog? One... two... *using the Tootsie Roll Owl voice*
Me: You would start a blog to report that I dropped cauliflower steam on the dog?
Dan: THREE.