Day Two

Let's just say that for WHATEVER REASON, I am three pounds lighter than I was yesterday. This leads me to believe that something gastrological was going on that led to an inflated weight yesterday, and I should not take that as a starting point for my ten pounds. However, it was a number, and it was on the superfly digital scale that my husband bought to use for the 5 minutes that he perceived he was overweight (har har) and so I'm using it. I'm going to use that number (whatever it may be!) as X. So now i am X-3. There are decimal points involved (naturally because Dan bought the scale!) but I'm not going to report that unless I get desperate for progress.

In other horrifying news, I lost my purse yesterday, well, as far as I can figure out, I left it in a grocery store cart in the parking lot on Sunday night. Discovered it was missing yesterday at the zoo. I went back to the grocery store hopefully but it wasn't there, so I had the cards turned off, etc. and now I have to replace everything that was in it. Charming. No one had done anything "untoward" with the money card (the guy on the phone actually said "untoward" isn't that just a dream come true?) so I'm tempted to think it's somewhere around here and I just can't find it. It's possible Sadie Grace carried it off. But what can I do?