Let's Get Real
This is a spandex dress. Spandex. I wore it when I was 22. That's only twenty more years than the number of children I have now. Which is the square root of pi times the size of my waist. Which is at least forty times the age of my dog. Knit one, purl two, subtract the number of days you stayed on the South Beach diet, and you have the reason I will not be wearing this dress again.
Unless the Firmness and Elasticity Fairy comes to my house in the night! Oh Firmness and Elasticity Fairy! I have a joooooob for yooooooooou!!
This has been a "Get Real" assignment from I Have To Say.
5 Comments:
I love your math computation--very witty! Thanks for playing along and good to meet you!
This a a funny dress. Hopefully when you throw it in the trash it won't bounce back out. lol
Char
What a clever post....I have to get into my closet and see what I can come up with...don't you love Randi's reality challenges?
Love the whole spandex wave! *LOL*
Spandex is not your friend. Neither is elastic waisted clothing of any kind.
Elastic just allows you to grow without notice until everyone else has noticed that you have grown.
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