The Apprentice

Biggest Pain of the Week becomes Biggest Pain of the SEASON!!!
$10,000 becomes $30,000!!!
The Boardroom becomes The Wood Chipper of Screaming Death!!!
Don and Ivanka become GODZILLA AND MOTHRA!!!
Commercials become fists punching you in the FACE!!!

It is the season finale of The Apprentice.

With a special guest appearance by Randall, who took the opportunity to plug his personal web site. Still exhibiting all the class which led him to the decision to publicly and uselessly snub that girl with the broken leg. Whatever. Kendra could kick your ass, Randall. And probably has.

Between Lee and Sean, there's not much to choose. Lee was sluggish. Sean was pompous. Whatever. I do not remember Pepe very well.

And the winner is... whoever can say the word "PASSION" the most times!!!

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