Friday, June 23, 2006

We Have a Bird Down

My poor, innocent, sensitive, husband was on his way to get a vegetarian burrito with a wheatgrass smoothie when he saw this lying on the street:

In case you can't read it, it says, <----DUMBASS.

The poor man was overcome with emotion. You might say his sweet soul suffered torments over the plight of his feathered fellow, so ruthlessly smashed against the iconic (and transparent) skyscraper, that symbol of brutal capitalism. He was moved, he was distraught.

Okay, actually my soulless heathen husband, that paragon of cynicism, was actually only moved to laugh hysterically, take copious pictures with his phone, and then carry on with his plans to eat baby seals and drink condors from an ivory goblet.

1 Comments:

At 3:30 PM, Poodlebreath said...

You can't drink condors. Condors are not a liquid. Is he frappe-ing them? I am upset by the imagery. Please buy for me some therapy.

 

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