Floyd on Stewart

FLOYD WAS GOING TO BE ON JON STEWART.

We all thought: How is he going to handle the thing where the doctors (those Frenchy bastards) "found" (planted) synthetic testosterone in his blood??? What will happen? we innocently wondered. Will Jon Stewart fix everything? Can the master recontextualize everything and make it totally, totally fine that the B sample is probably laced with horse amphetamines and pure opium?

We'll never know. Floyd cancelled. HE MUST BE TOO UPSET WITH ALL THE LYING AND NASTINESS. Look, Jon Stewart is the one that said, and I paraphrase, "With everything that Lance Armstrong had to overcome to win the Tour de France, I don't think it should count as doping even if he had a jet pack strapped to his ass!" He says what we all think. Here's what I think: Floyd is a Mennonite. Floyd is clean.

Floyd Landis
Jon Stewart
cycling
doping