Monday, September 11, 2006

I am not a cook.

Okay, I tried the Zesty Porcupine Meatballs, which were strange and awful. And tonight I tried the Corned Beef Casserole, which was... copious. And looked like a pile of cat yak. Dan bravely eats whatever I put in front of him. BLESS HIM. I love my husband.

Do you have any good recipes that I should try?

6 Comments:

At 10:20 AM, Deb R said...

Are you serious about wanting some recipes? If you are, email me and I'll get together a few easy-but-good things and email them to you. I KNOW I have some stuff that would be better than porcupine meatballs! ;-)

 
At 1:54 PM, Joshilyn said...

Dude --- Only tuna is an acceptable canned meat food product. NO CANS. NO HORMEL. And as for the meatballs, why are they called PORCUPINE? They don't even look prickly at all? Does the rice stick to them? To make the prickles? I find these recipes to be inexplicable. These recipes are like the reason why they remade Wicker Man: not to be fathomed by mortals.

I'm blogging this.

 
At 4:54 PM, Anonymous said...

Here's the part I don't understand...how did you get those two cans of chicken soup past Dan's cautious, anti-anything-chicken palate? Several possibilities suggest themselves;
1) You smothered the whole thing in fiery hot sauce, or
2) Dan was unconscious and he ate his share through a feeding tube, or
3) You promised Dan that if he ate it, you'd be willing for him to buy a plane after which the family would sell your house and camp out at the airplane hangar, or
4) You cried and threatened that if Dan didn't eat it, you'd leave him, taking everything but the dog and he decided that eating chicken soup casserole would be less awful than living with nobody but poopypants Leroy????? What?

 
At 6:57 PM, Joshilyn said...

MY GUESS!
"She substituted cream of mushroom"
or possibly
"She substituted cream of beef."

 
At 11:22 PM, kristen said...

dan is good.

i have some easy and quick and yummy recipes too if you want them.

and i'm with joss -- why are these porcupine balls? were they supposed to be PORCINE balls? i mean meatballs.

 
At 12:44 PM, Lostcheerio said...

ROFL at you guys. You guys are so funny.

 

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