I'm sure it's all fine.

There are some links about cleansing down in the right hand sidebar of this blog, including other people also currently cleansing, and "The Raw Food Site" where you can learn everything you ever wanted to know about the Master Cleanse. There's also a book or something but who reads books anymore? *sound of western civilization cracking down the middle* You don't get to eat but you do get to drink peppermint tea! Wow! Peppermint tea sounds so awesome especially stacked up next to the swill I am currently trying to gag down while my husband feasts on smoked sausage, baked potato, and green beans. EVS.

Nanowrimo is National Novel Writing Month which I did last year, with the help of my supportive and helpful husband and Ahno. You write 50,000 words in a month. Find out more at http://www.nanowrimo.org. It's very fun. Last year I wrote a young adult fantasy novel, but after 50,000 words I still needed 3 more chapters to finish the book, which I am supposed to now write, before November 1.

Regarding the picture below... supposedly while cleansing you're supposed to take multiple and vicious baths scrubbing vehemently, because whatever toxins can't manage to find their way out your butt are going to drift out your pores. So while at the YMCA today, doing 40 minutes of laps and then (THEN) upper body workout in the pool with the styrofoam barbell thingies, I sat in the hot tub and then the steam room, smoking out lots of toxins which I then scrubbed VEHEMENTLY until they washed down the drain. GOODBYE TOXINS! SEE YOU IN 10 DAYS! Hehehe. Did I mention I have a crippling headache from no caffeine? I pity the fools who show up on ANTM tonight because I am going to scathingly criticize them to Dan. I HOPE THEY ARE READY.

Today I drank all but 16 oz of the 64 oz I'm supposed to drink of the molasses crap. I also went to the store and got some organic grade B maple syrup, so tomorrow's swill will use that instead of molasses, and will also use significantly less CAYENNE PEPPER. *gag*

Apparently, you're supposed to start the Senna tea the day BEFORE you drink the crap. So, tonight will be my first round of Senna tea, which gently and herbally lifts all the impacted tarlike impurity from your intestines, so that the hot salt water can flush it all away in the morning. YAY! I super-love hot salt water.

At the end of all this, I get to go to Disney World, though, so, that's good.