Family Time

Dad: Sadie is a nut. She has a rubber butt.
Sadie: MOM, HE SAY I AM A RUBBER BUTT.
Me: He did???
Sadie: Yes, he say I AM A RUBBER BUTT.
Me: Did you call him a rubber butt?
Sadie: No, I SAY DAD YOU ARE A RUBBER BUTT!
Dad: Sadie is a nut. She has a rubber butt.
Me: Dad!
Sadie: NO I DO NOT HAVE A RUBBER BUTT. I HAVE A PRINCESS BUTT.
Dad: And every time she turns around it goes "Putt, putt."
Me: *laughter*
Sadie: Stop laughing at me, YOU MAYNARD!