HA HA HA

Murray’s mother said with feeling on the day the pope died that she’d seen four popes in her life, this was the fourth, and now with him gone she’d seen four popes in her long tragic life. And Murray said, Geez, that’s great. Four popes! Well I’ve seen three popes in my short interesting life, so after all your suffering through the long fifties and endless sixties, you’ve only got one pope on me! What did that extra twenty years get you, lady? One more pope? Big fucking whoop! And you know what else is just completely beautiful? Do you? Smugelda Catholica the great collector of popes? When the next pope is crowned, there will be at that time one sweet satisfying hour, one blissful glorious hour when I have had four popes and you have had four popes, and that’s the magic of living on the East coast, mother, so IN YOUR FACE.