Friday, May 23, 2003       ( 12:42 PM ) Lostcheerio   Me: So, I sent my song about Zofran to the company that makes Zofran and asked them for a bucket of free samples. And within five minutes I got an email back saying that they can't give out free samples to patients - only doctors can do that. Joshilyn: Oh, bummer. Me: But I guess that makes sense. I mean, they can't go around passing out prescription drugs to whoever presents a diverting lyric. Joshilyn: I think I need to go write a song about pharmaceutical cocaine! Oh pharmaceutical cocaine makes my day! It helps me wake up when I'm feeling gray! Me: HAHAHA. Joshilyn: Thanks! Here's your bucket of pharmaceutical cocaine samples! Be sure to cut this stuff before you sell it now! Baby laxative not included! Me: HAHAHA. Joshilyn: Then I have to write a song about baby laxatives. Oh baby laxatives are really great! They help me cut my pharmaceutical cocaine samples! Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. #

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