Friday, May 23, 2003
      ( 9:48 AM ) Lostcheerio  
Song of Zofran

Come HyperemeSisters!
Come Gravidarum girls!
Zofran is your little yellow
anti-vomit pearl!
And if you fall in love with it,
(I guarantee you will)
You can have it in your cabinet
For thirty bucks a pill!

Thirty bucks a PILL!?!?
THIRTY bucks a pill!?!?
You can have it in your cabinet
For thirty bucks a pill!

I was puking like a fountain
Couldn't keep down anything.
I was hurling up a mountain
And my mind was toppling.
I couldn't chase my three year old
I couldn't clean my house
I was crying in my crackers
I was worrying my spouse.

Then came Zofran!
Mighty mighty Zofran!
My doctor said, Go right ahead!
It got me up and out of bed!
But what is this -- have I misread?
THIRTY BUCKS A PILL!?

THIRTY bucks a pill?!?!!
Thirty bucks a PILL!?!?
Two a day takes your pain away
For thirty bucks a pill!

I'm eating up my Zofran
My nausea is gone!
I'll shout its praises in the street
With sequins and baton!
It's just the most miraculous
drug to ever give me thrills
I'll mortgage my dishwasher
For those thirty dollar pills!

THIRTY bucks a pill?!?!
Thirty bucks a PILL?!?!?
Zofran is my hero but it's
Thirty bucks a pill!
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