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Friday, May 23, 2003 ( 9:48 AM ) Lostcheerio Song of Zofran Come HyperemeSisters! Come Gravidarum girls! Zofran is your little yellow anti-vomit pearl! And if you fall in love with it, (I guarantee you will) You can have it in your cabinet For thirty bucks a pill! Thirty bucks a PILL!?!? THIRTY bucks a pill!?!? You can have it in your cabinet For thirty bucks a pill! I was puking like a fountain Couldn't keep down anything. I was hurling up a mountain And my mind was toppling. I couldn't chase my three year old I couldn't clean my house I was crying in my crackers I was worrying my spouse. Then came Zofran! Mighty mighty Zofran! My doctor said, Go right ahead! It got me up and out of bed! But what is this -- have I misread? THIRTY BUCKS A PILL!? THIRTY bucks a pill?!?!! Thirty bucks a PILL!?!? Two a day takes your pain away For thirty bucks a pill! I'm eating up my Zofran My nausea is gone! I'll shout its praises in the street With sequins and baton! It's just the most miraculous drug to ever give me thrills I'll mortgage my dishwasher For those thirty dollar pills! THIRTY bucks a pill?!?! Thirty bucks a PILL?!?!? Zofran is my hero but it's Thirty bucks a pill! # |
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