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Wednesday, June 11, 2003 ( 10:50 AM ) Lostcheerio WHY DID I GET PREGNANT? CAN SOMEONE REMIND ME? WAS I INSANE? SMOKING THE CRACK PIPE OF INSANE CRAZINESS AND DOOM? I am SICK SICK like a DOG sick like a DEAD OLD DOG and the various medicines are helping in varying degrees and popping in and out and costing THE EARTH and I am SO TIRED and my child was up at FIVE OH THREE this morning thank you very much, which was, in case you were wondering, NOT WHEN I WANTED TO GET UP. Of course we all know there's nothing more fun than being up at five in the morning when you can't take your medicine until nine and you feel quite capable of puking up the Nile river at least four times before then. AND SOMEHOW I HAVE GAINED TWO POUNDS!?!? The midwife weighed me yesterday and was like "Oh, now that is encouraging!" and I almost fainted and died right there -- TWO POUNDS IN A WEEK OF SOLID VOMITING? WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!? Oh wait, NOW I REMEMBER! I am constipated! I haven't pooped since the pope was a pimply curate!! RIGHT. That explains it. What a relief. Constipation -- that bright spot of hope in my dark dark world. Uuuurrrgh. # |
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