Tuesday, January 06, 2004       ( 4:43 PM ) Lostcheerio   Hey Everybody! I had the baby! His name is Marcel Buttcake Dubois Netzer and I made him out of equal parts flour and salt, kneaded together with warm water, baked in the oven until hard as a knuckle! Yay! So, pregnancy over, that was SO EASY, I had nothing to worry about WHEW!!!!! I can even paint him! In fact, I can paint him a different color each day. Today, the color is... DESPAIR. *wan smile* #

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